Kahala Gang

It’s literal definition translates to “For the Family”. Members of the Kahalas say that they are so close they can feel each other without physically being on the same continent. The kahala gang knows no racial bounds for their potential is only measured by the love that radiates out of the members themselves. Roots tie back long ago to another organization formerly referred to as the dick gang. Members of this tribe are all required to take part in a weekly ritual that dates back thousands of years, involving a mixture of tequila, juice, white woman with fat asses, an assortment of amphetamines, and loud music that produce a level of energy so great that it has only similarly been observed through the studies of supernovas. The kahala gang is immortal as the group itself was formed long before the physical realm.