Kaihiao

A big fat valumptious penis wielding man not afraid to get his sword bloody. The size of this man’s penis is truly brolick; legend says he can wear it as a belt. His traits include slapping innocent peoples grandmas in the ass to assert dominance and reproduce with other species such as gorillas and kids. Bananas are his favorite food as it attracts this man from a 10 mile radius because of the blackness of his skin.