Kaika
A very ugly person with a rotten soul. Someone who is a kaika is full of himself and smells terrible. They always have witty remarks that are not funny whatsoever. Kaika's are so mean that they make babies commit suicide. Every time I see or think about a Kaika I want to gouge out my eyes and stuff them in my ears so I can't see or hear him. He is so fat that once he sits down he can't get back up. He is so lonely that when he sees a girl he automatically wants to rape her. He is social awkward. He walks funny. Very weak and flabby.
Person 1: Stop! Stop! Get away from me you Kaika. You're acting very retarded.
Person 2: Hey Man that hurts, let me smell your skin though... I bet you smell like dicks though.... Even though you're a girl... I love you
Person 1: get the hell away from me you freak
Person 2: Hey Man that hurts, let me smell your skin though... I bet you smell like dicks though.... Even though you're a girl... I love you
Person 1: get the hell away from me you freak
Kaika
Kaika is adorable. He’s loving, kind, fucking hot asf, got a big cock, sexy body, gorgeous face. 10/10. Literally a DILF and is my baby daddy. I love you bae xoxo
Kaika is such a sexy daddy and I would let him bang me😍😍