stella artois

reassuringly expensive

Stella Artois

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott

stella artois

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.

Menage Artois

Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.

It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...

stella artois

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

Stella Artois

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"

Stella Artois

Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.

Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok

Many beers later....

Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.

So smoooth.

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释义	stella artois reassuringly expensive Stella Artois A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”. Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott stella artois Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too. Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch. Menage Artois Getting fucked on stong continental lagers. It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois... stella artois Stella is the phooking daddy! stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer. Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate? Stella Artois Wife beating juice. Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly. Still easily the nicest lager available. Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?" Man 2: "I fuhiccuping love you I do! You're my besht frhiccupiend!" Stella Artois Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot. Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella? Me- Ok Many beers later.... Soccer player- You're hot. Me- Yeah you too.... Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car. Me- Thank you Stella Artois. So smoooth.
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