Artos the Bear
The Roman name for bold, brave, manly King Arthur. Also the name of the small, curvy, girly model Artos the Bear from ArtosTheBear.com
"That is the returned king of legend; King Arthur himself!"
Or:
"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"
Or:
"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"