art show
A Red Light at a traffic signal.
"Hey, Nathan..." (indicate looking)
"Oh, yeah, an art show...whoa"
"Oh, yeah, an art show...whoa"
Art Show Perv
Someone who goes to art shows and hits on the displays, such as sculptures of women or even men.
"Hey John, what are you doing to that sculpture!?"
"Oh he's just an art show perv."
"Oh he's just an art show perv."
Puerto Rican Art Show
The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.
Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?
Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.
Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!
Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.
Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!