Kalandria
A Kalandria is a beautiful loving and caring girl that can make you laugh when your feeling down and lift your spirits up when she walks in the room
Girl1: Ohh you know that Kalandria was good that lifted my spirits all the way up
Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life
Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life
Kalandria
A sexually transmitted disease prevalent in Northern Texas; also known as the "snap cluck"
That bitch I slept with last night gave me Kalandria