kalkulator
In a kalkulator, 2+2 is 5, 69x69 is 4761 (actually it is), ur+mom is ashley, 9+10 is 21 and much more.
John Doe: Yo, I need help in this question.
Joe Mama: Sure. I'll bring out the KALKULATOR.
Joe Mama: Sure. I'll bring out the KALKULATOR.