kalomazing
Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.
'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'
Kalomaze Moment
When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information
Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment