Kamitosis
A very contagious "cooty" germ. It is a deadly disease spreadable by contact through normal means such as coughing; as well as the internet and text messages. Symptoms include coughing and sneezing as well as Nassea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. (Even Pepto can't solve this one). <3
"<kami|reallydying> I have a 102 degree fever, I'm coughing and sniffling and sneezing 24/7, I feel like throwing up any moment now, and I have an exam on Monday. Isn't life wonderful? =" (Kamitosis)