kangaed
Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"
1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.
2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
kanga
To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)
Shit this crapper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.
kanga
money, moola, cash, currency. Used amongst tradespeople in Melbourne, Oz.
"hey benny, you got my kanga?"
kanga
a prison guard
Hey, any kangas dish you out any damage?
kanga
When someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a shit.
"Someone broke the toilet seat, they must have been doing a kanga"
Kanga
Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.
Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.
kanga
Similar to a "fupa", but much larger. It orginates from "kangaroo." A kangaroo has that pouch in front to carry the joey.
That girl/guy has a huge kanga!