Kannaw
A red headed girl (often referred to as a "Ranga") who likes to chug entire handles of Admiral by her self then engage in odd activities with monkeys, kangaroos, and koalas. She also enjoys being hilarious, and making kissy faces. Her arm is scushy.
On any given day you can find a Kannaw being a stuvagalker at your local park, she may also be eating onion grass straight from the ground and popping Kwagmyers ball.