Kantraceptive
From Immanuel Kant, the 18th century German philosopher and all-around genius.
When intense study of Kant and the questions of reality that come along with it result in utter confusion and inability to get laid.
When intense study of Kant and the questions of reality that come along with it result in utter confusion and inability to get laid.
Smart Bro #1: "Last night my girlfriend read Critique of Pure Reason and today she doesn't even believe I exist. No way I'm getting laid."
Smart Bro #2: "Total Kantraceptive"
Smart Bro #2: "Total Kantraceptive"