kaplanitis
disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)
kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.
Kaplan
Eatting massive amounts of pringles and chugging coke while running around in circles on fire.
Hey kid, did you hear that Kaplan pulled another Kaplan last weekend?
kaplan
n. someone who is amazing at what they do; a maverick
man, that guy was a total kaplan at that sport!
Kaplan
A person who blames the enemy champion being overpowered after losing, no matter who the champion is. However, if he plays that champion he will go on about how weak they are.
Wow, Alistar is such a broken champion! No wonder I am losing!
Bro, you are such a Kaplan!
Bro, you are such a Kaplan!
Kaplan
When you get right to the point and say something very blunt, particularly in the realm of antifeminism, somebody who pulls alot of Kaplans might also use an inhaler.
"You're a stupid woman."
"Wow, you just pulled such a Kaplan! You should get in the kitchen."
"Wow, you just pulled such a Kaplan! You should get in the kitchen."
Kaplan
A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.
Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
Kaplan
Texting a girl late at night because you've worn out her nudes and you want more.
He pulled a Kaplan last night, can you believe it?