Karafuto
Originally, Vladimirovka was owned by Russian Empire, then renamed Toyohara by the Empire Of Japan due to the Russo-Japanese War until they sold to the Soviet Union because of World War II in since 1945.
Guy 1: Ayo, anyone wants to go to Karafuto in Sakhalin?
Guy 2 and 3: Yes of course!!
*1 million hours later*
Guy 3: Damn it, it's just a Russian land.
Guy 3: You piece of shit. It does not exist.
Guy 2: Do you think that's just a Putin land or something? Get off the boat!
Guy 1: No! YOU BOTH OF THEM GET OFF THE BOAT!
Guy 2 and 3: Yes of course!!
*1 million hours later*
Guy 3: Damn it, it's just a Russian land.
Guy 3: You piece of shit. It does not exist.
Guy 2: Do you think that's just a Putin land or something? Get off the boat!
Guy 1: No! YOU BOTH OF THEM GET OFF THE BOAT!