Noah Karatas

The sexiest smash bros player in the universe. One glance from this intellectual will make women flood their pants and drop dead to the floor. If you wish to defeat this god, train for another 200 years or else you will be hit by the legendary spinning back fist. He is and always will be the greatest internet funny man whos accomplishments remind the others that his penis size is bigger than theirs and that he is doin your mom.

a threat to beat a person, place ,or thing's ass, rarely connotates that actual knowledge of karate skills will be involved in the threat of the ass beating

A very intellectually and geometrically thicc Algebraic teacher. His love-filled smile will forever positively haunt you. If your thoughts were to ever come across a karatas, remember you are blessed.