Aryan-Homo Habilis

The earliest member of the genus Homo is Homo habilis which evolved around 2.8 million years ago. We have been told to be descendants of monkeys, but quite frankly some of us on this planet have gone back to our pre-evolved states. With a brain the size of a quark or lepton, I wouldn't expect much from this creature. It would be quite a shame if this it was classed as a mammal as all the half-wit, morons in the world would seem to be gaining competition.
Scientists will find this quite compelling as the idea of this creature on our planet does not conform to the generic anthropology of a creature like this.

The Aryan-Homo Habilis( special kind of jungle ape that is forced into gay love because of the uncontrollable gravitational pull that is much larger than the gravity on Jupiter) must mate with Bilal-Son of Black Megamind in order for it to satisfy its needs.

The unique square-headed shape of this creature allows it to densely pack no information into its brain.

P.S Consider having a shower once in a while, homeless freak