Karping

Raping a Pokemon Gym Leader and leaving a low level Magikarp to defend said Gym. Which in turn causes those level 38 douche bags with maxed CP Dragonites to wonder what the fuck is going on and how the fuck they lost their Gym Leader status.

Karping is the act of putting a Magikarp in charge of a gym in pokémon go after defeating the gym. Karping is commonly used as a troll to the team that was defeated.

The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.

used in a threatening context, to warn a person who is being increasingly annoying that they are about to get smacked/punched/kicked in the face/stomach/groin unless they refrain from annoying you further

To pull a "karp," is to do something completely unexpected and lucky in order to gain an advantage during an athletic event.

also referred to as "pulling something out of your ass."

The term was named after a Los Angeles wrestler, Karp, who would always win his matches through half-assed made-up moves at the last second. The term was subsequently spread by his team.

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Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.