Katie Price

1) A strange woman with dodgy post-op transexual breasts and teracotta orange skin. She is famous in the U.K for...um...well, nothing. She was also publicly excluded from Jade Goody's funeral and was divorced by Peter Andre.

2) A Chavvy woman who is trying to be glamourous, but ultimately fails and ends up looking even more trashy.

3) A young girl who mistakenly believes that slutty=mature.

The most useless person in existence

1.Super Hot British Model, once an average porn-nude cover girl, she gained popularity as she pumped her breasts to a bombastic 42 DD or something. This fact, plus her girly/sluty face and tasty legs, made her a Playboy Bunny. She wants to be a singer, but she really sucks in this field. Also known as Jordan, because she was in the Jordan Racing Team.

that one annoying person that no one likes at all because thinks she black but her moms name is karen and she eat takis in class and all her “black friends” don’t like her

katie price is a legend.I love her to pieces , she is a great mum to her kids . and even though alot of people critisce her and blame her for pete and katies split , it was both of their faults not just hers.I really admire her , and the couple and love their tv show ive also read all her books , I really hope they get back together soon , I feel sorry for the kids xxx