katswana
Katswana is the term for any creature, human or other, that survives off Pabst Blue Ribbon and hot sauce. Katswanas are very approachable beings; but beware, their request use of pirate slander and sass-a-frass nature may too much at times. Guinea Pigs are soft spot for most Katswanas; science hasn't determined if they are related or not. A Katswana can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Katswanas are at the top of the food chain, and aren't going anywhere.
I Katswana, you Katswana, he/she Katswana. Look at the claws on that Katswana... what a wildly attractive mammal.