Kaueh

A quiet, but ready-to-argue about anything kind of guy. The dad among the friend group, but will always drink a brewski with da Boyz. Huuugeeee soccer guy, but honestly can't play the game very well. Often comes from Portuguese and Brazilian descent. Has a big weakness for girls who have a name that starts with an "A." Preferably "AN." Take him to a mirror maze to watch him just stare and flex in the mirror admiring himself. Language: Vulgar. Morals: Questionable. Absolutely not clean. For sure doesn't use soap when washing hands. Uses a full bottle of gel in the morning as he yells at his mom to make him breakfast. Always wears khakis to mass.