kayla chan

Kayla Chan is the most AMAZING, FANTASTIC, WONDERIFIC gal in the whole wide world. Nay, not even the world but the whole universe! Nay, in the whole wide MULTI-VERSE!! Despite being klutzy and an oddball, Kayla Chan is the love of my life (I know you're reading this Kayla Chan... and I'm confessing my love for you rn). Actually she's the love of everyone's life. And if she's not, somethings wrong with you. She's more important than the bees that pollinate flowers. Actually, she is the beautiful flower that blooms in the springtime of your life, and the bees that repopulate the flowers. Kayla Chan, I want you to be the mother of my children.