Kazooicide
An act in which someone plays a kazoo for 5 hours. Kazooicide is completely and utterly unrelated to suicide
Bill: I’m gonna commit kazooicide
Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot
Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot