KBird
KBird is just a rad guy that everybody likes. They are perhaps rare seeing that we don't know of any that are alive at this time. A KBird will be born every 666 years. Should you be fortunate enough to meet a KBird, keep him around and make him your friend. Suck his dick and tickle his balls. Worship this man. He will use all his skills to help you in every way that he can is isn't no quitter. Very smart and very clever. Watch out though he may bite and they have been known to be very easy and quicken to anger.
I met a guy that goes by the name of KBird. He was very nice and seems to be a cool guy. He is having me over for dinner tonight.