KCBP
Abbreviation for Kirk Cameron Birthday Party. An event or situation that customarily should be a positive experience or good time, but instead is lame, mediocre, or unsatisfying. The phrase and abbreviation are based off of a popular picture on the internet of Kirk Cameron blowing out candles on his birthday cake, while two female onlookers who appear bored stand in the background and four unopened Subway sandwiches lay upon a table in front of him.
That club downtown is usually the hottest spot around, but tonight it was a total KCBP.