Keansburg
a small town in New Jersey where the toothbrush was invented.
Person 1: Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Keansburg?
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Keansburg
The worst town in New Jersey with the most people who think they’re gangster but are actually the biggest rats, the girls try to fight everyone and the whole town is like some wierd white trash cult
Keansburg? The legendary place where Jesse Provino sh*t her pants and walked down the boardwalk like a penguin?
Keansburg
I live here and here's what I've gotta say It's really bad, you have to act tough or you will get fuckin DRAGGED there's a lot of fighting and drama and this is all in school outside there's assholes EVERYWHERE. Still since of lived here so long it's home
Person #1: did you hear about that fight yesterday in keansburg
Person #2:oh yeah did you see the debree
Person #2:oh yeah did you see the debree
keansburg
The archetypal town of white trash. This beacon of filth is located on the Jersey Shore in New Jersey.
person: Hey, look at that guy with the stained "Big Ed's BBQ" shirt and skid marks that show through his pants. He must be homeless - Let's go curbstomp him and steal his money.
boburt: No, he's from Keansburg.
person: Ah, figures.
boburt: No, he's from Keansburg.
person: Ah, figures.
keansburg
small, one square mile town. most people like middletown and hazlet think that they are poor even though they have the best school system in the area and are ten times more united with spirit then all of those towns combined. mostly known for being "white trash" "low lives" and drugs. middletown is just jealous because they are known for stuck up skanks, and hazlet is just known for weirdos and gays. even though people say they hate the town, they always come here for the beach, boardwalk, fun, and just all around cool ass people.
keansburg - ahh the most amazing place ever. you know itt.
keansburg
mostly emo & gangsta people.
ghetto.
dirty.
musically town.
1 square mile.
WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME. -samm gorgeous.
ghetto.
dirty.
musically town.
1 square mile.
WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME. -samm gorgeous.
keansburg sucks teeny weenie.
Keansburg martini
A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.
We got hammered on three Keansburg martinis before 11, puked, and kept drinking anyway.