Keanu Pees
Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!