Keasean

Keasean is a red-head (sean) trying to be a black man with a black name. He is really funny and will take his sandal and beat you if you get close. But don't worry, you can outrun him, or outsmart him. He is the whitest a white man can be, but he is a great guy to be around. No matter where he is, he will always like a girl named Anna. He is usually short, but he is also gay at the same time. He always has 2 bodyguards with him and if you touch him, you will get beat.

The 31st of November is Keasean eve, and Keasean day is the 1st of December. Keasean day is the day you celebrate your white friend Sean trying to be black or your all-around white friend trying to be black/A Colin.