Keeblered
The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.
Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!
Keeblering
The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
keebler
A white person;
From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;
From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;
"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"
Keebler
Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.
I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
Keebler
Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.
Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
keebler
A female of elfin attributes often found amidst cornfield and mountains.
Illinois isn't the same since the Keebler moved to Colorado.
Keeblerization
After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.
Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!