Keef K9 Kirby

Extended version of KKK, used to relate to a fat loser not the white supremisist ass holes. Still attending college at the age of 30, an old school conservative with conflicting values about race and sexuality. Will remain a virgin for the rest of his sad life unless rape laws are ammended or abolished. He buys the times every day and clearly just looks at the pictures, as he can "read" the whole thing cover to cover in 10 minutes.