keel owa
To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,
My American friend: what
My American friend: what