Keesik
A autistic kid who knows weird but useless facts. He tries to get them ladies but most of the time gets rejected.
In world war 2:
Hitler: "Hi Mussolini."
Mussolini: "Hi Hitler."
Hitler: "You're as useless as the facts Keesik knows."
Hitler: "Hi Mussolini."
Mussolini: "Hi Hitler."
Hitler: "You're as useless as the facts Keesik knows."