Kegley
A tall, big-ol-bear of a man with large amounts of usually well-kept facial hair. Usually associated with a man who can consume large amounts of alcohol. With a scar-ridden body that does not respond well to the large amounts of beer, Kegley tends to play large amounts of video games (particularly Halo) while not grooming himself or consuming alcohol.
The guy with the perfect goatee? yeah I saw him last night at the bar...definetely Kegley.