kegnant
When a girl looks like she's pregnant but it's really just a beer gut.
"Man, I just noticed that Shannon has filled out quite a bit this year, I bet she got knocked up."
"Nah dude, she drinks quite a bit, she's probably just kegnant."
"Nah dude, she drinks quite a bit, she's probably just kegnant."
Kegnant
When your beeriod is late, your said to be kegnant
Guy 1: Man, I've missed my beeriod
Guy 2: Shit man, your kegnant
Guy 2: Shit man, your kegnant