keiffer
the coolest guy ever usually the social glue that holds a group of people together in times of need
did you see that he pulled a keiffer and kept the group of ex's together even throught the socially awkward breakups
Keiffer
Term to describe someone who is flawless, confident and lucky AF. People tend to copy this individual but can never match the true awesomeness of trying to #beakeiffer
Omg did you just see that epic transition? He’s a true keiffer.
Lift yourself up it will be ok, be a keiffer
Lift yourself up it will be ok, be a keiffer
keiffer moment
When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right neam
(Person): Hey Freind 1, i mean Freind 2, I mean Freind 3, I mean Freind 4 sorry
(Freind 4):You pulled a Keiffer moment didn't ya
(Freind 4):You pulled a Keiffer moment didn't ya
Keiffer Wallace
A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.
I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.
keiffer moment
There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*