kellenberg

An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.

i walked into a store today wearing my kellenberg cheer jacket. the man working there said to me “you go to kellenberg” i said “yeah.” he then says to me “oh i went there, so we’re basically family.” that’s what going to berg is like.

jealous people (see example)

Greatest Catholic shool on Long Island. And it has chicks.

A school with many clubs and sports. A school without a prom. You’ll always use the word kms because it sounds like kmhs. A basic Kellenberg girl rolls their skirt, wears a scrunchie, and has ripped stockings. A school with many cliques and many animals. Half the boys are full of themselves. Oh and you’ll starve and become dehydrated.

hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.

A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students