kelpsy
a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.
"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"
kelpsy
Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.
The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.
kelpsie
An epic scottish streamer lady
"wow im going to watch kelpsie stream later, wanna join me? we can vc."