Kelso
1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
Kelso
The highest level of sexyness you can acheive .... to be a sexy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being sexy
Kelly has alot of kelso, he must be really sexy
Kelso
A nickname given to someone when they behave extremely stupidly like Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom that 70's show.
Me: " You just skipped YOURSELF on your own blunt"
You: " Really?"
Me: " Stop being such a Kelso"
You: " Really?"
Me: " Stop being such a Kelso"
Kelso
Someone with extreme stupidity powers/lack of brain.
You know you're a Kelso when you have an incident in the cafeteria which causes your friends to call you "Tater Nuts".
Kelso
A unit of measurement used to determine the sexual willingness of a random partner. Often referred to in the context of a verb, a 'Kelso' is equivalent to a full measure. A half-Kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. Example: She sucks, but does not swallow, she is only 'Half a Kelso', She enjoys one or more digits inserted into her anus but is not a fan of full penis penetration up the pooper, she is only 'Half a Kelso'. Alternatively, if the sexual experience can be likened to a hardcore porn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all 'Kelso' on her ass.
What was she like? On a scale of Zero to Kelso?
kelso
hipster term for weird.
It was kinda kelso bumping into him like that!
kelsoe
You Fucking spelt it wrong it's Kelsie
Hi Kelsoe. go sort your life out it's spelt kelsie.