Kelster
The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.
* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"