Kelvin and Mike
Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.
Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike