kelviss
The swag master, panty dropper, party animal that is pure adrenaline reincarnate. The Chad of all Chad's. The guy who makes the alpha look like a second rate beta. Always sticking up for the littel guy and you can't help but like him even if he takes your girl.
I don't know how he does it, Derrick really pulled a kelviss on us at the sandbar today, couldn't even get Jennifer to look at me with that guy around.