kempster

Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.