Kencrest
A rare Sexually Transmitted Disease carried only in Pennsylvania in which when a male becomes erect his penis shapes into a crescent moon and he would have to angle his penis uncomfortabally if he wanted to have intercourse with a girl.
Guy 1: “Did you fuck Molly last night?”
Guy with Kencrest: “No. Because I live in Pennsylvania I have Kencrest meaning I would have to angle my dick if I did.”
Guy 1: “Oh, bet”
Guy with Kencrest: “No. Because I live in Pennsylvania I have Kencrest meaning I would have to angle my dick if I did.”
Guy 1: “Oh, bet”