Ken-Fix
To Ken Fix something is to fix it with a soldering iron. Despite what it is, it must be badly fixed with a soldering iron, even if the item cannot be fixed with a soldering iron.
Example of Ken-Fix;
Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"
Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"
Ken Fixed
Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..
Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"
While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."
Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"
While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."
Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"