Kennatronic
A person and/or Robot with superb intellect, dark humor, wicked awesome dance moves, and unabashed crafting skills. Kennatronics tend to spout random information like an Encyclopedia Britannica; hence the half Robot. When approaching a Kennatronic keep your eyes steadily focused on theirs, and speak from the heart - or else you may fall prey to the danger that lurks beneath their beautiful human-like armor.
There's Kennatronic! She's 100 PIZZAS - but deadly!