as dry as a nun's cunt
An expression of anything that is VERY dry.
That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.
dry as a nun's cunt
Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
dry as a nuns cunt
dry pussy
laura is dry as a nuns cunt