Kentucky arm wrestling
A competitive sport played in the commonwealth of Kentucky, also known as the "Kentuck 'Wrassle". Victory is earned by overpowering one's opponent and yelling obscenities into their buttock region before they are able to do the same to you. Frequently used as a way to settle disagreements.
Bubba: It's my turn to mount sis!
Jimbo: Is not! I challenge you to a game of Kentucky arm wrestling!
<A struggle ensues>
Jimbo (into Bubba's ass): MAWUWUWUWUWWUU!!!!
Bubba: You have bested me! Scoundrel!
Jimbo: Is not! I challenge you to a game of Kentucky arm wrestling!
<A struggle ensues>
Jimbo (into Bubba's ass): MAWUWUWUWUWWUU!!!!
Bubba: You have bested me! Scoundrel!