Kentucky Cockfight

Two men (or any other being with penises) lather their genital areas with KFC sauce, and then proceed to fight using only their appendages. They must fight until the woman chooses who she wants. The female will then use yet more KFC sauce and fill the winners anal cavity with said sauce, after this she must use a piece of fried chicken to penetrate the mans anal cavity. Afterwards, the loser is made to eat the piece used in coitus.