Kentucky log splitter
When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
Kentucky log splitter
Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.