kentucky switcheroo
When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.
guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!
guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!
guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.
guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!
guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.